the best bbq recipe ever

1. Buy incredible ribs at Big Fatty's. Cole slaw and corn bread optional.
2. Spread your best newspapers in a thick layer over your table.
3. Put a roll of paper towels in the middle of the table.
4. Invite friends who make their own home-brew dark beer.
5. Roll up your sleeves and dig in.
6. When you can't eat another bite, eat one anyway.
   
7. When done, roll up the newspapers and discard.
8. Repeat at least once a month.

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